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By Robert Brockway

From Robert Brockway, Sr. Editor and Columnist of Cracked.com comes The Unnoticeables, a humorous and scary city fantasy.
There are angels, and they're no longer beneficent or loving. yet they do watch over us. They watch our lives spread, reading us for repeating styles and redundancies. after they locate them, the angels simplify these styles and take away the redundancies, and the matter that's "you" will get solved.
Carey does not very similar to that concept. As a punk dwelling in ny urban, 1977, Carey is ill and bored with staring at unusual childrens with unnoticeable faces abduct his acquaintances. He does not care concerning the rumors of tar-monsters within the sewers or unkillable psychopaths invading the punk scene―all he desires is to drink affordable beer and dispense ass-kickings.

Kaitlyn is not convinced what she's doing together with her lifestyles. She got here to Hollywood in 2013 to be a stunt girl, yet final evening a former youngster heartthrob attempted to devour her, her ally has simply long gone lacking, and there is an angel outdoor her house. no matter what she plans on doing along with her existence, it may most likely occur within the few closing mins she has left.
There are angels. There are demons. they're an analogous factor. it really is as much as Carey and Kaitlyn to prevent them. The survival of the human race is of their hands.

We are, we all, good and actually screwed.

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Gus likes you, you recognize. He desires to meet you. He wishes you to determine. ” “Fed to the what? And who the fuck is Gus? The chief of your creepy cult? ” I demanded, sloshing beer in her common course. “Cult! Ha-ha, convinced, i assume that's how you’d realize it. That’s shut, in a fashion. yet Gus isn’t a pace-setter; he's the pin that holds our mechanism in position. he's the wheel that turns our belt. he's the piston that kilos within our cylinders. ” “Is it bizarre that i am getting challenging while she talks approximately machines? ” Matt requested. “No, it really is not,” I replied immediately, moving in my very own denims. “I such as you, child, to inform it actual. ” She grew to become these eyes on me, and that i ran out of breath. “I’m so chuffed Gus is coming for you. I’m so chuffed you get to appreciate. All of you. ” She regarded round at every one people, smiling hopefully. while she observed in simple terms worry and revulsion, she attempted back. “You imagine your lives are very important. The lives of others. lifestyles commonly. That’s now not what it’s approximately. It’s all approximately whatever else. It’s approximately lifestyles and flow, approximately preserving the engine. Your microscopic little lives will be whatever grand. you may be used to show the planets. To gas the solar. you may be the lubricant upon which the gears of the universe churn, and in its place you watch television and get jobs. yet that’s at an finish now. You don’t have a lot time left right here, at the hours of darkness. You’ll examine. ” She nodded at Jezza. “You won’t have to fake anymore. Or deceive your pals. Or persuade your self that your judgements are very important. You’ll be aware of what you're, actually. And what you will be. That’s the reward Gus has given me. …” “So this Gus man, he did this to you? ” protection Pins requested. “He fucked up your head like this? I’ve obvious chicks such as you sooner than. I’ve been chicks such as you sooner than. He’s obtained you all rotated, is all. you're thinking that you owe him anything, yet you don’t. you will get away. let us know the place he's. We’ll fuck him up for it. He won’t harm you. Promise. ” “I used to be so small,” the lady endured. “I desired to worship such little issues: musicians, celebrities. i needed them to take advantage of me, and in so doing, provide me worthy. i needed to suck the dicks of rock stars and feature them inject me with which means. after which I met Gus. whilst I took him in me i'll suppose my previous lifestyles draining out, like pus from a wound. while he placed himself inside me—” “Gross,” factor 2 acknowledged. “Go on,” Matt acknowledged. “When I swallowed him, his power went to paintings. Made me like him—no, I shouldn’t say that. i will be able to by no means be like him. He’s been touched by means of the Mechanic! He has visible the computer! That’s now not whatever i will ever understand. That’s no longer for me. yet i used to be wiped clean up sufficient to discover my eyes. i will be able to see that there's a challenge and resolution does exist. I see it, and you’ll see it, too. simply once Gus will get the following. ” “What? He’s coming right here? ” Wash requested. “Bullshit,” I known as. “Nobody’s coming for you. ” “Not for me! Oh, no,” she whispered rapturously. “They’re coming for you. They’re coming for you correct at this second, simply because this is often it slow, and i'm so chuffed for you all! ” “Oh, shit, Carey.

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