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By Jon Scieszka

Everyone’s favourite time-travelers are altering their styles!  The Time Warp Trio sequence now contains a brand-new, crowd pleasing layout, absolute to attract longtime fanatics, and people new to Jon Scieszka’s wacky model of humor.

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