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By Scott Adams
The author of Dilbert, the fastest-growing cartoon in the US (syndicated in additional than 900 newspapers and skim through greater than 60 million people), offers a hilariously biting compilation of cartoons that reveal the absurdities of company administration. Dilbert is sweeping the kingdom. The San Francisco Chronicle dubbed him "the sketch hero of the workplace," announcing that the strip "has its finger at the pulse of the '90s white-collar workplace." Now on-line, it's one of many most well-liked sites on the net, and greater than one million copies of the Dilbert sketch books were sold.
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